Barely Functioning Developer Hoodie

Grab your Barely Functioning Hoodie, Perfect for Burnt-Out Developers Running on 2 Hours of Sleep

The "this.isFunctioning(); // Barely." hoodie is the ultimate statement piece for developers who are technically operational but running on fumes. Featuring clean syntax-highlighted code with a brutally honest comment, this design perfectly captures those Monday mornings after a weekend deploy or the third day of debugging the same issue. If you've ever described yourself as "barely functioning" while somehow still shipping code, this hoodie gets it.

Designed with Real Developers in Mind

The Barely Functioning Hoodie brings together relatable humor and genuine comfort. Its syntax-highlighted design speaks directly to fellow programmers while the soft cotton and polyester blend keeps you warm during late night debugging sessions or those moments when you need to physically manifest how you're feeling inside.

• Made from a breathable cotton and polyester blend for all-day comfort.
• Durable print that stays crisp even after many washes.
• Available in multiple sizes and colors to match your style.
• Gender-agnostic fit that looks great on everyone, perfect for any developer.

Perfect Gift for Developers

This hoodie is the ideal gift for any programmer in your life who appreciates honest, self-aware humor. Whether they're a junior dev surviving their first on-call rotation, a senior engineer tired of meetings, or a freelancer juggling multiple projects, this hoodie acknowledges the reality of developer life with a smile. It's perfect for birthdays, holidays, hackathons, or as a "you survived the sprint" reward.

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